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You Are SHADOW-CURSED
FORGET DC AND THE MCU
HELL!
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AND YOU'RE LOSING REALLY BADLY ...
YOU 2 MoRons
"NOW GET BACK UP CLARK! YOU BIG PUSSY BEFORE I KNEE YOU RIGHT IN THE BALLS"
"WHAT EVER!...GO SUCK A BIG EVIL ONE 'LOIS LAME' and GET OFF MY BACK!"
::::I'M BUSY here STOPPING TIME DEAD in its ::TRAXXX
~RA

INTO THE GREY

SOUNDS LIKE INTO THE GRAVE

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IS ALL YOU EVER ARE
SOLID G0LD NUGGET
FROM THE HOST::: YOU WANT TO WIN THE GAME:: YOU HAVE TO LOSE THE MOST
I DON'T MEAN GAMES!!!
THE END OF FUN?
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WAY BEFORE YOUR E\/ER LIFE BEGUN?

Let's BEGIN FROM

IN THE BEGINNINGS

Here in my notes it says your dead?

'UH MMmm!'

LET ME ASK YOU...THIS

MiSS HiSS

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOUR LIFE BEGAN?

AFTER THEY BLEW UP THE SUN...

Do you remember when you were young

///:::AND EXACTLY the first time you had.... ??

WHAT???

FUNun?

RUN!

RUN

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A MODERN TASTE OF AN ANCIENT SHADOW CURSE

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MEET JOE BLACK PART 2

THE METAL UNFORTUNATELY TALKS BACK 2

BECAUSE ITS REALLY YOU . . . :::?

THIS TIME!

NOT

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& B00ZY SCHWARTZ

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